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Cheeto-Chop

The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.
She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.

"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"

I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020
mugGet the Cheeto-Chopmug.

cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
mugGet the cheetos handymug.

the hot cheeto

The hot cheeto is a sex practice where in one uses napalm as vaginal lube. A male's genitalia functions as the "cheeto" and the napalm gives it a fun little kick. Ergo; the hot cheeto.
"Yo man, me and my tinder date did the hot cheeto last night!"

"BRO! I bet that really spiced things up between you guys."

"I dont think so, she left right away."
by Snowstormbb December 14, 2020
mugGet the the hot cheetomug.

Cheetos

Saying cheetos is like the opposite of saying kudos, instead of giving them praise its downgrading them to something lesser.
"Cheetos to you, bitch."
by anonymous May 3, 2025
mugGet the Cheetosmug.

Hot Cheeto Puffs

Probably one of the best snacks Frito Lay has ever created. Better than regular Hot Cheetos.
Billy Bob Jones: yo let me get some of those Hot Cheeto Puffs
Person 2: nah fam these are mine, fuck off
by unused username February 10, 2024
mugGet the Hot Cheeto Puffsmug.

Cheeto Puff Pipe

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.
"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
mugGet the Cheeto Puff Pipemug.

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