Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

by PokemonFanboy916 January 20, 2021

spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.

Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.

by terriblebad March 14, 2022

Off the chain

Outrageous, unbelievable, out-of-control. (In both a positive or negative sense.)

Positive: "Your speech was so awesome, it was off the chain!"
Negative: "Shelley hasn't been herself ever since she lost her job. I've heard she's at the bar getting wasted and taking a different man home every night. Homegirl is off the chain."

by juluxz June 18, 2015

The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.

After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.

by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019

put the pussy on the chain wax

trying to force a newly made up inside joke

Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!

John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...

Kevin: Why do you care so much?

by incubiYantraRod August 23, 2023

Chain Fap

To fap in rapid succession.

Dude, everytime Eonsdizzle hears somthing about politics he chain faps like a mad man.

by Captain Explode October 21, 2006

Chain-Thinking

To conjure the thought of one thing that reminds you of another. Which creates an ongoing process either to eventually return to the thought at hand or move onto something completely different.

Thinking that your thirsty, leading to what you want, to what brand, to what brand you like better, leading to another brand of something completely different such as clothes, than what brand you like, leading to you want to shop, than thinking of money that you dont have, leading to you need a job, etc etc

when i wanted to shop, chain-thinking went into effect and i forgot i had no money and needed a job.

by Thomas Milione November 24, 2007