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coneheading

Coneheading is a sexual act that involves a male (or female) strapping a strap-on dildo around their head and using it to penetrate their male (or female) partner.
"man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up last night, but she had a strap on so we were coneheading for hours!"
by matrix_sage November 24, 2015
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Conestoga High School

my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
by schmokey February 3, 2021
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In the seed cone

To be in a really bad position with little chance of recovery.
Dude, after that frozen tamale, I am DEFINITELY in the seed cone!
by BadPepper February 3, 2009
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Tibetan Snow Cone

A Tibetan Snow Cone is a position of the sexual variety where a man does a hand stand and receives fallatio from someone with a mouthful of shaved ice.
by Narky nark September 20, 2016
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night night cones

The act of smoking a pinch or two of typical good cunt aka maryjane from a bong. To tuck yourself into bed. A very pleasant experience, you will awake the next day feeling very refreshed.
“Can’t sleep!? Better scrape up some night night cones!”
by Yea Yea double Brown November 19, 2018
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Punch some cones

To smoke a bong.
"So, what do you think about the isolation?" -

"Yeah, just gonna lock myself in and just, uhm, punch some cones for a couple o' days."
by BenWyss December 3, 2020
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Sloppy snow cone

Giving or receiving a blowjob on a ski lift or gondola.
My girlfriend gave me a sloppy snow cone while on the summit lift.
by teller_of_truth March 21, 2021
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