calesha

great friend, cool,goofy, sometimes quirky nice and very helpful and sometimes mean.

calesha is cool but sometimes mean.

by callii February 1, 2022

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Caleb Conlon

A Caleb Conlon is an interesting unit. He often makes weird faces and rolls his eyes up his head, seemingly possessed. Caleb's are also slightly homosexuals and are furries. They're also incredibly horny and yearn for the touch of a woman. Caleb's also lick little children and sniffs their toes. They also most likely lost their virginity to their dog named 'Simba'.

"Oh, that guy looking menacingly at the dog? That's Caleb Conlon!"
"We all burst out laughing at the funny face the Caleb made"
"That guy has heaps of girlfriends, he must be a Caleb Conlon"

by stoin36 March 2, 2022

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Caleb's Llama

A llama whom is owned by Caleb. Commonly seen Outside of Taija's window at night calling for her llama. Beware, Be Safe. It has been known to pass on STD's.

What the fuck is that noise, it sounds like a dying cat!
Oh Shit it's Caleb's Llama, what a whore!

by Tayabooboo October 20, 2008

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CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

by dontmindmyusernamebitch August 29, 2020

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calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

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