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Busetto

An employee, usually a mechanic that borders on incompetence but occasionally does a good enough job to not get the sack. A busetto also has an above average confidence in his own ability. When there are more than one Busettos in a company it can be used as B1, B2 and so on.
“Hey Busetto just totally fkd the perfectly good clutch on that car”.

“Was it B1?”
“No it was B2, the mother fucker repaired the cam timing on a Ferrari last week and today he can’t remember how to change oil”
by Frankiechong October 15, 2025
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Baseem

Baseem
(noun / proper name)

Definition:
“Baseem” is an Arabic male given name meaning “smiling” or “one who smiles.” But don’t let that innocent meaning fool you — A rare breed of human known for being effortlessly smooth, naturally funny, and impossible to forget. Baseem's got main-character energy — the kind of person who doesn't need attention, but somehow always gets it. This guy’s smile could start wars and end them. Baseem’s the type of dude who walks in and the whole vibe shifts — playlists update, lights dim, and confidence levels in the room drop by 80%. He’s smooth, calm, and built different. Normally rolls in something German — BMW, Audi, Merc. He normally has a cat. Everyone wants to be him, but most people just end up jealous. Why? Because Baseem does what they wish they could — effortlessly. If you date a Baseem he will hold loyalty like its glued to him and will always love his girlfriend(s).
He dresses clean, and moves like he owns the place — that’s a Baseem, bro, cool without even trying.”
by Damiannnn October 31, 2025
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brick busker

Street performer who uses bricks for feats of dexterity. see busker.

Quick-thinking thief or con man.

Reply artist, excuse artist.

Someone who can quickly respond to any situation or accusation with an appropriate response as to eliminate or postpone the appearance of wrongdoing - including such tactics as acting stupid, using humor, reciprocating the accusation, leaving without response, or even acting deaf. The "brick busker" will take into account the persons involved, what was said, the way it was said, and who and what are around - perhaps even on a subconscious level. Calling someone a "brick busker" is usually met with confusion or misinterpretation.

Having a silver tongue or effective denial when attempting to escape guilt or shame.

Most people have some qualities, or a basic level, of a "brick busker"

A term that communicates more fear than anything else. Most people are honest, and not brick buskers.

Antonym: brick buster, or someone who tells the truth and goes directly at any situation.
"Did you see that mime over there? He was next to that brick busker who almost dropped that middle brick when he tried to throw it really high in the air."

"I snatched up the most expensive tools there, quickly threw them in my bag with the set i brought, but got accused of being a brick busker while i was leaving, so i acted confused and repeated the phrase a few times, getting it wrong usually, and kept on walking out of there."

Watching the tv show The Riches might make someone think they could be a traveller, a grifter, or a brick busker.

"It never occurred to me that he could have been a brick busker, I believed he was my friends cousin or something. I didn't notice anything missing either. Now I feel paranoid. Hopefully everything is kosher. Oh wait, he did match the desciption to a T. He probably wasn't a brick busker."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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switching buses

When one male genitalia is trusted into another male genitalia after months of stretching the inside of the penis.
man: "o gosh, I stayed up all night switching buses with Fred!"
by PEZ man5 May 1, 2011
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shittle buse

A very shit shuttle bus, normally used as a replacement for subways or overground trains.
Hillary : Had to take the shittle buse to work again today!
Stefan: Fuck
by LonNyc December 8, 2011
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Dan Bussell

Dan Bussell is a total 1D spiv who can't handle the bantz
Dan Bussells' going out to avoid the bantz
by sexmachine96 December 31, 2012
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Reggie Bushed

When your ex finds a new relationship but the person looks just like you.
Guess who just got engaged... Tyler, my ex.”
“With the girl who looks just like you?”

Yeah girl, I just got Reggie Bushed”
by Shea Floyd June 16, 2018
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