baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

by BigSlick March 12, 2008

buxedo

Any Iron Maiden T-shirt. Leather boots and ponytail optional.

Check out the Guy in the buxedo.

by Illoth January 15, 2010

Baked McBride

Stoner girlfriend

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)

by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010

baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

Baked Cherry

When you spread open a girl's cunt and you lay a very hot steamy turd in it and pop her cherry and it bakes it.

Dude I gave your girl a Baked Cherry last night.

by CuntMaster69 May 11, 2014

Bhüked

The unexpected hook of a book.

Dave: I’m reading this book and now I’m bhüked

by Moonfairy April 12, 2020

Bukked

Term used in florida for when somebody doesnt defend themselves or when they get something stolen and they dont do nothing about it.

Keyonte: bruh rashard such a bitch ill slide dat nigga fr
Everybody: damn rashard keyonte bukked yo ah!

by Random 12345 December 31, 2020