Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.

After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!

by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

bronomics

The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and transfer of wealth in the form of bromance, favour s, and jokes between bros.

I should really help my bro move into his new place, otherwise that will negatively impact on our bronomics.

by bae watch April 1, 2015

Broccoma

When you eat so much broccoli, that you induce a coma

"John you've ate yourself into a broccoma again... " she said with a sigh.

by Dougaly June 25, 2015

Broccoma

When you eat so much broccoli, that you induce a coma

"John you've ate yourself into a broccoma again... " she said with a sigh.

by Dougaly June 25, 2015

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

Broomatopian Logic

The logic that makes no sense

Nobody will understand my Broomatopian Logic!

by Unknown Rainbow Pixy Unicorn March 30, 2016