Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.

OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.

by Floaticorn November 13, 2021

the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

by Thewaterbottlequeen September 1, 2017

coke bottle shits

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.

That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.

by -d September 16, 2008

Bottleneck

When something or someone in your life just does not allow you to succeed.

Vasyl's life is permanently bottlenecked by his clingy girlfriend.

by Exodus 4:10 September 14, 2014

The Bottle

An ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their arse. This is why should you try anal with indian girls because you won't get shit on your nob.

Man: Which hole should i put it in?!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!

by Tony Blow August 20, 2006

drink from the bottle

The act of oral sex on the male organ. (i.e. giving someone a blow job)

Paul: Badal do you drink from the bottle?
Badal: All the time I love to suck cock

by smeg24 July 26, 2008

bottlecapped

The act of inserting a bottle cap into a mans penis hole then hammering it in deep. After that cover his dick with wet salt and then make 100 little cuts on the penis using an exacto knife. After that cut off his cock using a blunt hatchet and mail the mutilated penis to blizzard

I bottlecapped myself because kalgan wont nerf warriors

by acarpish March 15, 2008