Matt Books

A Brain Surgeon / Rock Star / Rocket Scientist. He became famous in the 1960's with his hit singles "I'm Matt Books" and "Hey you bitch, I'm fucking Matt Books." and his ultra popular "I think I'm Matt Books, but I may be fucking high."


Also a term to describe the native tribe Matt Bookians.

"Holy shit dude, I was attacked by fucking Matt Bookians yesterday. They sang songs to show their love to me like "I'm Matt Books" scary shit dude.

by Jacob FCFer October 27, 2008

face book

To facepalm yourself with reading material. Usually induced when a statement that generally causes a regular facepalm is said to somebody reading, generally referring to what they are reading.

A: Tom Riddle is the same person as Voldemort, you know.
B: *face book*

by TheOriginalPokegami August 7, 2012

Book Google

When you look something up in a book

My internet out so I had to go down to the library and book google it.

by Mersbers December 1, 2011

BOOK OUT

To run really fast, usually away from police or the fuzz.

mark: shit man, the fuzz saw us blazing!
liam: fuck, grab the weed and BOOK OUT!

by Miklus April 18, 2006

read books

another way to phrase to smoke weed

you i'm bout to read books later on tonight.

by mexicater March 12, 2011

Poop-booking

The act of facebooking while taking a poop.

While he was poop-booking, he accidentally got some turd on his laptop.

by scodata March 5, 2008

book job

A book job is, quite simply, fellatio in which one member of the act is also reading a book. A book job is also known as literahead.

Person 1 - "Awww man, I can't wait for tonight, my girl's gonna be giving me a book job."
Person 2 - "Sweet, what are you gonna be reading?"
Person 1 - "I thought parts of 1984 would be appropriate."

by dan.s January 14, 2009