Backwards blumpkin

When girl takes a shit and gives her man head!

My man stepped out of the shower to get a backwards blumpkin!!

by Cooki24.7 November 14, 2025

Backwards beartrap

When you make a device that is in a person's mouth, then it opens up instead of closing ripping the part of the skull above the jaw off.

Dude, this guy owed me money, so I put a Backwards beartrap on him.

by Sweatycumstain December 3, 2025

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

A Blockwork Orange

A lego imitation of the classic story A Clockwork Orange. Why anyone would recreate a story about rape and delinquency through building blocks is beyond me.

Jeff: What the hell is a Blockwork Orange?
Joe: Some retard's parody of A Clockwork Orange through legos.
Jeff: At least they didn't' use Mega Blocks.

by Toilet Nut April 17, 2017

alphabet backward

Almost everybody knows the alphabet forward. But do you also know it backward? Not yet? Here is it:
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

Friend: Hey, do you know the alphabet backward.
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!

by Sett August 14, 2017

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Mentally Backwards

Someone who is so stupid that they can't do simple taks such as tying their laces.

Another way of saying retarded, mentally challenged and mentally impaired

Bob: Can you help me write me name
Bobby: Can't you do that own your own
Bob:No
Bobby:Are you fucky mentally backwards

by bigboy johnny April 30, 2019