Pig in a blanket

The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.

Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?

Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.

by downtowndbrown March 04, 2014

Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

wet blanket

a noun used to describe a person, place or thing that is experiencing an overwhelming feeling of discomfort and disappointment.

Joe: "Did you see that Phillies game last night?"
Mary: "Yeah, what a mess! I couldn't believe the weather."
Joe: "I know, so disappointing. The whole city is a wet blanket now."

by roxy23dc October 28, 2008

warm blanket

Ejaculating into partners mouth. Then the partner letting it run out of their mouth down their body.

"she gave herself a warm blanket ."

by katnisnix December 28, 2013

blanket party

When a group of male, prepubescent teens gather in a room, each with individual blankets draped over their laps whilst watching pornography. What happens under each child's blanket goes unspoken.

damn... my son and all his weird friends really love to jack off together. must be some sort of blanket party.

by butt hash hero August 26, 2013

Fire Blanket

When a person lays toilet paper down in the toilet before taking a dump to mute the 'plop' sound.

Hayley laid down a fire blanket because she didn't want this guy to hear her shit on the first date.

by FiremanSam August 13, 2013

wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

by gjwaldie November 08, 2006