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Bonestatic

Derivative of "bonetastic," but referring to the opposing phenomenon of being sexually inaccessible, or NDTF (Not Down To Fuck).
"That woman at Park Bar is amazing, but she's bonestatic (i.e. sexually inaccessible)."
by T-baby! T-baby! T-baby! November 7, 2011
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Bones

The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones.

A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.

A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.

Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.

Often struggles at fantasy football.
"He's all bones that boy"

"Bone-saw's ready"

"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".
by Blackpanther December 13, 2012
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Bonesin'

The use of overly logical explanations, with awkward pauses, to explain everyday occurrences without regard to personal feelings. In reference to Temperance Brennan of the television show Bones.
Person 1: The elevator is stuck again.
Person 2: I told Ralph...that given the current occupancy of the elevator...his additional weight might...exceed the limits. But he got..on anyway.
Person1: Stop bonesin' it. Just call Maintenance.
by AgentKurt November 15, 2013
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Boneshow

When a man flaunts his erection in his pants toward a possible partner in hopes to signal that he's horny
Ew! That guy at the bar was totally giving me a boneshow!
by body of some March 14, 2015
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bronest

I have to be bronest with you, i hate your new girlfriend.
by that oneguy2015 January 30, 2016
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bronesha

bronesha is cute, very short, has mad anger issues, she's quiet, but don't mess with her; she is very bipolar; she is a major freak and loves basketball players , she is beautiful , funny very talented and the girl dont care about nothing , she is very good with her tongue also , she is good in bed.
Aye there goes bronesha
by Bronesha March 13, 2017
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Bones

"Hey have you seen the new bones tape."

"Hell yeah, it was fire!"
by I HATE CODE KEEM April 22, 2017
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