Justin Bieber is a shitty 16 year old pop musician from Canada. He is the next big thing amongst moronic 12 year old sluts all around the world. he is a talentless mongoloid that spews the same shit on the radio that's been playing for the last 10 fucking years. Of course, no shitty musician is complete without some high-pitched girly vocals, unoriginal computerized music, cliche love-struck lyrics and a wannabe hardcore attitude. Justin Bieber of course possesses all those "qualities" in his music...if there is any quality in it to begin with. To quote the Angry Video Game Nerd: "If your ears could puke, they would."
by Marco K. May 29, 2010
A GIRL THAT WAS BORN AS A BOY
BECAUSE HE HAS NO TESTICLES HE STILL SINGS LIKE A GIRL THOUGH HE IS 16
he has undersized penis and feminine face features and behavior
BECAUSE HE HAS NO TESTICLES HE STILL SINGS LIKE A GIRL THOUGH HE IS 16
he has undersized penis and feminine face features and behavior
by Your pseudonym:2 May 22, 2010
Best 16 year old singer in the world. People hate him because they're jealous and the can't be as talented and good looking as him. Canada should be so proud that such a talented young man came out of their country. His music is legit.
by skylerstruntz September 22, 2010
When a fan is so obsessed with the godly Justin Bieber, she refers to herself as having Bieber Fever.
You have Bieber Fever if...
-You love Beebs
-You own the two CD's
-You own his book
-You have got to his concert
-You get ever magazine with Bieber's face on it
-You have 30+ posters of him
-You know every detail about him
-You know every lyric he sings
Side Effects
-Annoying
-Loss of friends
-You automatically become a 'belieber'
*See 'belieber' for more info on the topic
-Crying
-Youtube addiction
-Rapid Heart Beats. (RHB)
You have Bieber Fever if...
-You love Beebs
-You own the two CD's
-You own his book
-You have got to his concert
-You get ever magazine with Bieber's face on it
-You have 30+ posters of him
-You know every detail about him
-You know every lyric he sings
Side Effects
-Annoying
-Loss of friends
-You automatically become a 'belieber'
*See 'belieber' for more info on the topic
-Crying
-Youtube addiction
-Rapid Heart Beats. (RHB)
by Massiecure. January 27, 2011
A faggot who is only liked by annoying little shits on PS3 and Xbox Live who constantly go on about his songs which lyrics contain secret brainwashing messages that will make any normal person want to stab themselves repeatedly and swear to kill Bieber with a screwdriver. And people think this is music! 50 cent, Eminem, Dr. Dre - thats music not Justin Bieber pussy pop!
Justin Bieber: "baby baby baby ohh!"
Guy watchin TV: WTF is this!?
JB: "one love, one love"
GWTV: urge to commit homocide growing... AAAAARRRHHHH!
Guy watchin TV: WTF is this!?
JB: "one love, one love"
GWTV: urge to commit homocide growing... AAAAARRRHHHH!
by Evil Monkey... With Benefits June 07, 2010
by baka kuso yaro April 09, 2011
1) A massive douchbag that has looks (in the opinion of his ignorant fans) which makes him be worshipped even though s/he has absolutely no talent.
2) A 16 years old Canadian asshole (even though he is known by his fans as a "hot talented singer that has nice hair") which is actually a 50 years old rapist.
3) Deadly lung disease.
2) A 16 years old Canadian asshole (even though he is known by his fans as a "hot talented singer that has nice hair") which is actually a 50 years old rapist.
3) Deadly lung disease.
1)
Guy one: that douch! He's such a justin bieber!
Guy two: Yeah.
2)
Justin Bieber fan: That was the best sawng EVAR!!!! It has everything - the word baby and that "oooowowoooowow"
Guy that has a brain and any taste at music: No, in fact, Justin Bieber is a fag and he should be eradicated from this world. Or at least hit puberty.
3)
Doctor: I'm sorry, you're infected with the Justin Bieber virus and you have only a month to live.
Infected guy : :O
Infected guy's family : :o
Guy one: that douch! He's such a justin bieber!
Guy two: Yeah.
2)
Justin Bieber fan: That was the best sawng EVAR!!!! It has everything - the word baby and that "oooowowoooowow"
Guy that has a brain and any taste at music: No, in fact, Justin Bieber is a fag and he should be eradicated from this world. Or at least hit puberty.
3)
Doctor: I'm sorry, you're infected with the Justin Bieber virus and you have only a month to live.
Infected guy : :O
Infected guy's family : :o
by Someone That Understands it December 29, 2010