Butten

Butten (or buttening) is the art of pushing someone elses nose upwards to make them look like a pig while they grin and bare their teeth.
Can be used in good or bad situations.

Dave: 'Hey, you look nice today'
*butten*
...'Now you look even better'

by fapface123 November 13, 2012

batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

by superman111 October 27, 2012

Bartender

A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.

The bartender is making my drink.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

betten-we

A southern-English/Essex phrase to emphasise the urgency to do something, slang for "we better go..."

"betten-we go to the shops before they close"

by parked45 November 27, 2020

fish batter

The female equivalent of Duck Butter.

I slept with a girl last night and woke up to the aroma of her fish batter.

by Jayremy May 6, 2008

Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

Brownie Batter Splatter

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.

Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.

by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023