Basic Bro

Exceedingly ordinary male.

Defined by choices in clothing, hobbies, lifestyle, and women

A basic bro will gravitate toward such things as fantasy football, golf, untucked button downs (especially for evening look), own a significant amount of sports attire, Axe, man caves, women who wear large scarves and carry coach bags.

by Wöbis May 16, 2014

Bastardize

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

all your base

ol-yOr-bAs

n. 1. A premature proclamation of victory. This expression is often incorrectly taken to mean simply victory. However, doing so does not take into account Zigs and their ability to be moved for great justice.

by hiyami November 1, 2003

90th Base

When you find a Human Centipede, feed it Taco Bell until it has the shits, and then fuck it up the ass until the foremost of the three sewn individuals begins to vomit diarrhea. Following this, you coil the three together into a circle, and then bend their spines until the opening in the middle of their circle is 1" in diameter (simultaneous fractures means you're doing it right). You then thrust your penis in aforementioned opening until you ejaculate directly into the puddle of spewed diarrhea (cum on the largest puddle if there are several). Then, having been driven mad by finding a way to outdo all the other bases on Urbandictionary, you superglue shut the asshole of the previously anally raped centipede shut and facefuck the foremost centipede member (diarrhea-vomit may or may not double as lube). You continue doing this until the gastrointestinal tract of one of the three explodes and die of internal bleeding. You then take a penis and eat it. Because you carry spare penises in your pocket. Afterwards, separate the human centipede's surviving members with a Ninjato, and shake the dead member to ensure that any bodily fluids left inside spill out into your puddle of diarrhea and cum. Sever limbs to mix the now brown, red, and white puddle until it is all one color. Once the solution is uniform, drink from it and spit into one of the ex-centipede member's mouths. Snowball eachother until God commits suicide and you become the new supreme deity of the universe.

"60th Base was cooler." - Bored people who have read all the way up to 90th Base.

"Fuck your couch." - Me

by TwelveTesticlesTappingTogether February 8, 2013

basturma

a delicious kind of heavily salted and spiced meat, commonly eaten in the middle east. the meat is sold and eaten raw

dude 1:dude i had some old basturma yesterday
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...

by shavout February 5, 2008

Bastardising

To rip apart a selected format and screw with its originality

That Daniel has been bastardising our language again

by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008

Base Drunk

A drunk applied before the main drinking of the day. Typically applied in the mid-afternoon, it allows for an easier to attain and more sustainable drunk later in the day. Can also be used to save money at expensive bars.

Hey man, want to lay down a base drunk before the party tonight?

by GregDDC October 9, 2008