ava baker

a noun to use when they do a disgusting act or something vile

“ew she just got a train ran on her”
“yeah she’s an ava baker”

by chasemorlockfan69 February 7, 2024

Baker’s Dozen

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.

So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.

by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.

Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

Oliver baker

A ned

Oliver Baker is a fucking ned

by Smash bottles September 12, 2020

luke baker

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.

Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.

by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016

Quaker Baker

An olden day Quaker women who was “hot” and men would desire to get them very pregnant a lot of the time *olden day name for whore?* (maybe i compliment?)

Wow, she must’ve been a big Quaker Baker back in those days !

by Hdjfjcknfkvk January 4, 2022

Stevie baker

The biggest pedofile looking man in St Albans, hide your children because stevie is about and he might whip you with his pony tail

WARNING don’t go outside stevie baker is about.

by Joy baker January 11, 2020