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jay baker

A person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

Usually softer than a soft serve cone from Mc Donald's
Guy 1 - Look bobs past out after two light beers

Guy 2 - Hahaha bob's such a Jay Baker
by Yeahnah123 June 7, 2017
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Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.
“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”
by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020
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Ada Baker

She is super nice and easy to talk to if she is your friend u should treat her like your most prized possession she is sweet kind and cute don’t let go of them.
by C me February 19, 2021
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Baker

(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.
When my server down ended up losing five Bakers of premium spank!
by Big Jay Dubs February 8, 2022
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Kayla Baker

Two words commonly associated with a woman who takes everyone’s male significant other.
“Watch your man around Kayla Baker”
by mskivy.2 June 4, 2023
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Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!
by TheFiend138 April 29, 2019
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bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring
by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022
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