A destination? A way of life... a philosophy, if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up, what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.
Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins. I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.
by Roberto Mucho March 9, 2020
Get the Oyster Baymug. The richest urban area in the US. Basically, if you're from the Bay you got money. Everyone has nice cars and live In nice houses. Divided into sections:
-Peninsula= San Fran, San Mateo, Daly City, Burlingame, hills borough, etc.. Uber expensive, classy, foggy, urban.
-Marin county= north bay, foggy, coldish, wealthiest county, classy, belvedere is hella rich.
-East bay= Oakland - poor rich gap, gangsters, raiders, rich people in the hills. Berkeley- hella smart and liberal. Richmond-oil refinery. Orinda- rich country club. Walnut creek/concord- suburb. Danville, Alamo, Diablo, blackhawk= uber rich, wealthiest part of California. Mount diablo largest view shed in Western Hemisphere.
-South Bay/Silicon Valley - pretty much every single tech company. Hotter weather,traffic, rich people, tech capital of the world.
In essence, the Bay Area is the center of the tech world, refineries, money, shipping.. It is extremely awesome- 8 million + people all rich and classy. Classiest and richest part of the United States.
-Peninsula= San Fran, San Mateo, Daly City, Burlingame, hills borough, etc.. Uber expensive, classy, foggy, urban.
-Marin county= north bay, foggy, coldish, wealthiest county, classy, belvedere is hella rich.
-East bay= Oakland - poor rich gap, gangsters, raiders, rich people in the hills. Berkeley- hella smart and liberal. Richmond-oil refinery. Orinda- rich country club. Walnut creek/concord- suburb. Danville, Alamo, Diablo, blackhawk= uber rich, wealthiest part of California. Mount diablo largest view shed in Western Hemisphere.
-South Bay/Silicon Valley - pretty much every single tech company. Hotter weather,traffic, rich people, tech capital of the world.
In essence, the Bay Area is the center of the tech world, refineries, money, shipping.. It is extremely awesome- 8 million + people all rich and classy. Classiest and richest part of the United States.
You're from the Bay Area??
You must have money!
Why yes! I'm an executive at Google and I have 4 houses and I love wine and BMWs. I live in Los Altos Hills.
You must have money!
Why yes! I'm an executive at Google and I have 4 houses and I love wine and BMWs. I live in Los Altos Hills.
by californiaAlltheway July 10, 2014
Get the Bay Areamug. Bay view is a inner comunity on the south side of milwaukee wisconsin. Mostly home of old ppl but very close to the south side ghetto so its a lil mixxed. bayview holds anuaul festivals like bay view bash and south shore frolics nothing to exciteing if u dont know any 1
by james howard woods March 18, 2011
Get the Bay Viewmug. The softest neighborhood in Brooklyn that is only good for its bars. Especially soft is 69th street, which is filled with nothing but Arab teenagers who pretend they are Puerto Rican gangstas.
Girl 1: Hey, I wanna walk through a safe neighborhood.
Girl 2: Well theres nowhere safer then Bay Ridge.
Girl 1: But someone on Urban Dictionary said 69th street was hard. *giggle*
Girl 2: Oh he's just a silly poser who wishes he lived in the REAL ghetto. Everyone knows you can't be hard when you live in a neighborhood with MANSIONS.
Girl 1: Let's go back to Flatbush and get a real nigga
Girl 2: Well theres nowhere safer then Bay Ridge.
Girl 1: But someone on Urban Dictionary said 69th street was hard. *giggle*
Girl 2: Oh he's just a silly poser who wishes he lived in the REAL ghetto. Everyone knows you can't be hard when you live in a neighborhood with MANSIONS.
Girl 1: Let's go back to Flatbush and get a real nigga
by Flatbushauthentic November 18, 2007
Get the bay ridgemug. A director with an explosion fetish and the first human being to ruin Transformers for a generation.
by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017
Get the Michael Baymug. The REAL South Bay (as opposed to the FAKE south bay --is there even a BAY there?!?!-- down in la-la land) is a subregion of the San Francisco Bay Area, California, United States and is roughly synonymous with Silicon Valley and the Santa Clara Valley. The South Bay encompasses the northern part of Santa Clara Valley and adjacent communities in the southern parts of the San Francisco Peninsula and East Bay. It now reaches approximately from San Mateo (on the Peninsula) and the Fremont/Newark area in the East Bay down through San Jose, centered roughly on Sunnyvale. The Highway 17 corridor through the Santa Cruz Mountains into Scotts Valley and Santa Cruz in Santa Cruz County is sometimes considered a part of Silicon Valley.
The South Bay includes:
San Jose, California
Santa Clara County, California
Silicon Valley
Santa Clara Valley
Sunnyvale, California
The South Bay includes:
San Jose, California
Santa Clara County, California
Silicon Valley
Santa Clara Valley
Sunnyvale, California
by Mongol Cabelin August 11, 2007
Get the south baymug. by Murcida June 18, 2003
Get the batemans baymug.