barrapooda

A piece of shit thats so long it resembles a barracuda

yo john! i totally gave birth to barrapooda this morning!

by whitezombie May 13, 2008

barreled

To consume so much food that you are transformed into a barrel and have to roll around for a short period after.

I'm absolutely barreled after that feed.

by bowzza April 24, 2016

barr stool

A lying pile of shit

The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.

Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."

by euphemismo May 3, 2019

Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.

"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!

by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009

Bitch Barrel

A large container, typically housing numerous promiscuous women. First coined by Marlon Wayans in the 2004 remake of Ladykillers.
Used to indicate quality of a skill

This boy right here? He plays one bitch barrel full of a sackbut!

by MrManic November 22, 2013

t-barred

When riding a T-Bar ski lift and the T-Bar hits and injures you.

Mark got T-Barred at Brekenridge and now has a big welt on his chest.

by TheSkiier76 January 8, 2014

Crack the barrel

An extremly powerful BM,powerful enough to crack or destroy a barrel. Hence the name......

Steve:where you runnin to John
John:I have to crack the barrel!!!!!!!
Steve:you better hurry then!!!!!I'll start the car

by Ninja five October 30, 2009