Backyard Bonfire

The burning sensation felt after being anally fisted by a person with sharp fingernails. Also possible if a foot, also with sharp nails, has been inserted in anger.

"Like, oh my god, I've totally got a case of backyard bonfire!"

"You totally lit a backyard bonfire last night."

by wingzfan99 October 18, 2008

backyard squat

when a guy is laying down in bed with a boner and a girl grabs a hold of it, sticks it in her ass, and squats.

Guy: hey babe, i think we should try something new tonight.
Girl: well i heard about this one thing called a backyard squat. sounds like fun.
Guy: whats a backyard squat?
Girl: Nuff said.

by TheVirginMary February 24, 2011

Backyard Jersey Sprinkler

Fucking a girl in the ass and then shooting your load all over her ass and back

I am pretty sure that Pauly D was a backyard Jersey sprinkler last night with that grenade!

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

backword cowboy

When a guy is sitting and the girl mounts him backwords and rides him like a rodeo bull while he's gripping her hair.

I ride my man like a backword cowboy when having sex.

by Septemberglaze February 21, 2018

Backyardigan

A person who participates in activities usually involving horses or farm animals in the most backwards and also redneck, not socially accepted, common sense, way of doing things.

Brooke is such a backyardigan she could not figure out how to open a proper field gate and lead her pony in.

by Racchyyyy January 8, 2019

Swamp in the Backyard

The sweaty sensation around/in the buttocks caused by walking around outside on a hot summer's day, usually while wearing jeans.

Ugh, I should have worn a skirt today. I got a total swamp in the backyard right now.

by MissCuppycats May 11, 2010

magical mystery backwards oreo

An oreo cookie with both cookie parts turned inward. Frequently results in the creme being stamped with a reverse image of the cookie design on both sides.

One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.

Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!

John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.

by Lump sum September 1, 2009