Bake shop

A stoner cafe.

We got baked at the bake shop.

by Moon cake August 30, 2018

Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes

by So much ruckus June 1, 2018

Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.

Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer

by 8td86fitfutd April 5, 2019

Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone

Man I feel bad for Michael Bake

by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019

Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping

Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!

by SugarSara December 9, 2019

Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019