Blanket Princess

Blanket Princess is a fucking idiot who’s obsessed with bugs and is 10, she also is fruity as hell she’s a whole ass fruit basket. she screams a lot and is hyperactive, probably has adhd but shh don’t tell her parents because she’s an anxious chaos child with a gecko named prince beetle (admiral mcgullycutty)

*being defined*
“hey wait is that that fucker Blanket Princess”
“AAAAAAA”
“god fucking damnit it is her and she’s screaming”
“IS THHAT A FUCKING SHEEP”

by blanketprincess September 24, 2021

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Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

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wet blanket

a noun used to describe a person, place or thing that is experiencing an overwhelming feeling of discomfort and disappointment.

Joe: "Did you see that Phillies game last night?"
Mary: "Yeah, what a mess! I couldn't believe the weather."
Joe: "I know, so disappointing. The whole city is a wet blanket now."

by roxy23dc March 7, 2009

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warm blanket

Ejaculating into partners mouth. Then the partner letting it run out of their mouth down their body.

"she gave herself a warm blanket ."

by katnisnix December 27, 2013

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blanket party

When a group of male, prepubescent teens gather in a room, each with individual blankets draped over their laps whilst watching pornography. What happens under each child's blanket goes unspoken.

damn... my son and all his weird friends really love to jack off together. must be some sort of blanket party.

by butt hash hero August 26, 2013

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