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relational abortion

To abortion one's spouse
He went to jail when he had a relational abortion
by 459395 June 29, 2023
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Louisiana Abortion

Someone on social welfare smashed on ice smoking a bong on a toilet while pregnant
Billie Jo Wilkinson had a Louisiana abortion on struggle street
by Louisiana scott July 14, 2023
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Initial Assertion

And no, it isn't an instance of "Well, you don't care about other people so why do you expect them to care about you?" Because...
Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
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anti-abortion

The opposite of an abortion, which is making life. Protesters are usually called “Abortionists”. You also need to fuck a girl for this to happen.
Oh fuck i think John got an anti-abortion with his girl Jiggie
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 2, 2024
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canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.
Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 11, 2024
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