adam's apple

Something some guys have on their throats. It bobs up and down as they talk/swallow/eat ect..

Girls love adams apples.

Omgosh, his adam's apple is soo hott!

by Yea.. May 15, 2005

Apple-john

A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.

“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.

by Gliese September 13, 2010

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

apple pasta

APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer

Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!

by dancer10122 May 30, 2019

apple sitting

Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.

Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.

by Etcake14 October 22, 2015

Coochie Apple

A person who you really don't like but don't want them to know.

Hey Jhene, you're such a coochie apple!

by Battle Rocket October 30, 2022

granny apple

When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.

Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.

by NoloD December 4, 2017