adam's apple

Something some guys have on their throats. It bobs up and down as they talk/swallow/eat ect..

Girls love adams apples.

Omgosh, his adam's apple is soo hott!

by Yea.. May 15, 2005

Apple-john

A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.

“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.

by Gliese September 13, 2010

Poisoned apple

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

by Nodules August 1, 2012

Coochie Apple

A person who you really don't like but don't want them to know.

Hey Jhene, you're such a coochie apple!

by Battle Rocket October 30, 2022

Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.

Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.

by Elviis November 17, 2015

apple sitting

Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.

Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.

by Etcake14 October 22, 2015

quantum apple

A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.

A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.

by Quantomechanician December 6, 2015