A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
Get the Dysfunctional Alcoholicmug. see 'shoucher'
i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!
by tpig September 30, 2010
Get the alcohol accidentmug. by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020
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by Collide Refining Tower October 20, 2023
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Get the Alcoholicmug. The feeling of not being able to look at alcohol due to a bad hangover. Also includes not being able to drink certain type of alcohol due to a bad experience with it.
by SkinnyQueenHungryHippo May 5, 2018
Get the Alcohol PTSDmug. Alcoholic- where drinking is taken to a measure of extremism by which girls don’t know when to stop.
“Morgan is going to the pub....for the 80th time this week but it’s only Wednesday?”
Bethany is buying alcohol because she can.
Katie is bored so she grabs the closest bottle to her right....a fat bottle of gin.
“Morgan is going to the pub....for the 80th time this week but it’s only Wednesday?”
Bethany is buying alcohol because she can.
Katie is bored so she grabs the closest bottle to her right....a fat bottle of gin.
by Icantdecide what September 7, 2019
Get the Alcoholicmug.