High functioning alcoholic 

Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people “functional” or “high-functioning" alcoholics."

Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.

Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.

High functioning alcoholic by Kenztenz July 30, 2017

alcoholicky

Adjective that describes a person who loves alcohol.

You are so alcoholicky.

alcoholicky by H. M. R. February 16, 2008

Alcoho 

A person who becomes promiscuous only when they have been drinking alcohol.

"I got drunk last night and had sex with a stranger...I'm an alcoho"

Alcoho by Darrin D. Leverett January 29, 2008

alcohornic 

1. The inability to begin fornication (esp. with one's long term / weight gained significant other) without the introduction of alcoholic substances.

2. One who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.

Also: Alcohorn, Alcohornism

1. Neil's an alcohornic who rarely even goes near his girlfriend Debby unless he's had a few... he might be gay and/or cheating on her.

2. Dude, you'll totally get a sexing from Jeannie tonight after you feed her some Grey and Tonics, she's an alcohornic.

alcohornic by deebsie May 9, 2008

Alcoholic Semen Thrower 

A term used in the military well before the 1980's to describe a soldier who drinks entirely too much and has sex with as many women as he can while on liberty.

We got a 96 and I gonna be an Alcoholic Semen Thrower all weekend!

Alcoholic Semen Thrower by AlchlcSmnThrwr August 20, 2011

alcoholism 

An addiction to the consumption of alcoholic beverages. In no way, shape, or form is it a disease, despite what those pompous assholes at AA try to tell you. Why the hell every other psychoactive drug in the world gets people addicted, but alcohol magically inflicts a disease, is beyond me. Smokers aren't said to have a disease because they're unable to quit smoking. Drinkers who have the exact same problem shouldn't be tagged as 'having a disease' either, but they do in order to make the AA pricks feel like they're some kind of miracle workers for "curing people every day."

Bob: "I got exactly the news I didn't wanna get from my doctor today, Jim ..."

Jim: "Me too. I recently discovered I have alcoholism and need to get cured. My doctor told me this disease could be fatal if I don't get the necessary treatment to quit drinking."

Bob: "That's nice. My doctor informed me I've got brain cancer. Wanna trade 'diseases?' All you have to do is grow a pair, get some willpower, and stop buying the shit. I wish it were that easy for me. I'll be spending the next several months getting blasted with radiation and probably won't survive. Sorry to hear about your impending battle with quitting drinking though. Good luck, I'm sure it will be a tough road to travel."

Jim: "Thanks, you're a great friend. I'll need all the luck I can get."

Bob: "The apology and wishing luck was sarcasm, dumbass."

alcoholism by insanity76 December 11, 2008

Mario Kart 64: Alcoholic Addition 

A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.

man, who's up for playing mario kart 64:alcoholic addition

Mario Kart 64: Alcoholic Addition by Coxy January 12, 2005