melon

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg

Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon

by i love having no friends June 15, 2024

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Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package

"man, that game was shark melon cup, sigma!"

by BbopDinosaurRoar August 2, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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melon juicing

ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
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1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.

Melon juicing always feels best when your partner doesn't skip leg day.

by Cake Connoisseur July 19, 2023

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Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

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absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

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