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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
mugGet the Melon headmug.

Melon

Used to call someone an idiot or a dumbass
Person 1: hey come look at my kill streak

Person 2: you have no kills you melon
by NotAMelonistic May 10, 2023
mugGet the Melonmug.

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.
Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025
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Rude melon

An overtly unstylish or offensive looking human head.
“Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”
by Zeng78 May 15, 2022
mugGet the Rude melonmug.

MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS

THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.

Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.
by GOD__> December 5, 2020
mugGet the MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDSmug.

vincenzo melon

likes to eat. mr. mocho man. super strong. not a chimpmunck. loves to party
by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
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