baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

Eve Baker

The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.

chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!

by totallynotkylie November 25, 2020

Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

by TankR November 25, 2020

Baker

Bakers tend to have very small pps. Stay away if you’re looking for a stable, reliable relationship.

Girl 1: oh who are you dating?
Girl 2: Baker. I think I’m going to break up with him *🤏🏻*

by Babysharkdododododo April 27, 2020

Danielle Baker

Someone who never shuts up and thinks she always knows best, only thing she is good at is stealing your food, so stay away from them if want to keep your food.

It seems like Africa has a Danielle Baker because there is never any food.

by MC Hetting April 28, 2020

Bakered

When everyone gets a discount but you.

All of my friends got 20% off their meal but me. I got Bakered for sure.

by P.O.6 May 1, 2020

Faith Baker

Good neighbor

Hey faith baker you god of a neighbor.

by Musical41111 July 18, 2020