When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019
Get the KFC Nutty Crunchmug. death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.
OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.
That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!
Maryland is so crunch.
That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!
Maryland is so crunch.
by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 13, 2009
Get the crunchmug. by Voze December 3, 2016
Get the Crunchmug. A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.
by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023
Get the Mintberry Crunchmug. by rr525 June 24, 2022
Get the front crunchmug. Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene
by GianniGod October 6, 2020
Get the Field Crunchmug. by BigDilATL September 3, 2023
Get the candy crunchmug.