your mom

brother:hey,whats a chode?
me:your mom.......
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brother:what time is it?
me:time for you mom
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brother:where do babys come from?
me:xbox live
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brother:what is an nvidia 7900 GT OC graphics card and an creative x-fi soundblaster with fidelity, with 4 gigs of ram???/
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me:god......
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brother:hey whats up?
me:your mom
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brother:what are we having for thanksgiving dinner?@?@?@
me:duhh, your mom!!!!!
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by kevo24 December 28, 2006
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Your mom gay

Your mom gay is part of the BOFA spectrum of diseases. This disease is caused when someone has untreated Ligma that doesnt transfer into E-TMA. This disease causes the patient to say "Your mom gay". When they say this, if nobody says "no u" within 5 seconds, everyone within a 5-mile radius loses their jobs, homes, dignity, or even life. But, if someone says no u, the patient has a 98.4% chance of dying. If the patient has untreated ligma and surpasses the your mom gay stage, they get the unstoppable "your mom gay lol" disease.
Person with disease: your mom gay
Universe: *holds breath*
Random nibba: no u
Universe: *exhales*
Person with disease: *dies on the floor*
by BOFA expert 420 February 14, 2019
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Your Mom's A Whore

Now I know this Isn't a word, but I feel the need to put this out there. This is a phrase commonly used by male homosapiens, of the age 12. This phrase can most commonly be heard from these creatures on an XBOX-360 or dare I say... The PS3. This phrase originates from ancient times. Also known as, When Call of Duty 4 Was cool. During these times, a 12 year old male homosapien was being constantly harrassed by older male homosapiens. He then proceeded to shout back at them, the phrase "Your Mom's A Whore!" This caused quite a ruckes between the older males. This phrase is now so commonly used, that people find it quite cliche. Therefore, it has little to no effect what-so-ever.
"I just killed you little bitch!" -Male 1
"Oh yeah, well, your mom's a whore!" - 12 year old
by The-D-TRAIN August 07, 2012
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doin your mom

The come back that never loses.
guy:"Hey your so fucking ugly!"

girl:"Doin your mom."
by meeseman14 February 04, 2010
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your mom gay

A common insult or meme used in jest, sometimes shortened to "mom gay". Because of its wording it causes prompt laughing and in extreme cases, prolapsing of the anus.
Jeff: My name Jeff
*Jason decends on unknowing prey*
Jason: Your mom gay
Jeff: MY BUTTHOLE
Jason: Yeet
by Canableman654 January 06, 2018
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YOUR MOM IS GREEN

Word using by Malaysian to venting anger at someone
IDF : Many israel people been kill by hamas
Malaysian : Your Mom Is Green
by HACADI May 15, 2021
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your mom

What immature teenagers say as a comeback to everything, often accompanied by "in bed" or "last night"
Person 1: That was fun.

Person 2: Your mom was fun. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: That concert took, like, three hours!

Person 2: Your mom took, like, three hours. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: What's that supposed to mean?

Person 2: Your mom!

Person 1: Huh?
by Smyke April 20, 2010
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