wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

wiener

a word for a penis

i saw my wiener the other day, and it was short as fuck

by deeznuts6946 December 6, 2021

U flipping wiener head

The most unruly insult to have every plagued your christian Minecraft server. Saying this forces someone to give you all their diamonds when used on anything other than Minecraft, the person will melt and all attempts at a comeback, yes, even ur family tree lgbt is totally useless against this. Use with caution, you can kill someone

Diamondminer707 : heck you Gimme ur diamonds or I hack you scrub XD
Minecraft_miner6969 : u flipping wiener head

Diamond,iner707 : *melts whilst handing over diamonds*

by Coolsortakinda1 June 9, 2018

wicked wieners

the wicked wieners, also known as ww, is a group chat on twitter based around the reggie webber fandom. they are generally chaotic people but they love each other as if they were family. this group chat was started after reggie’s minecraft server “jasonnashville” was released.

hey have you guys seen what wendy posted?
about the wicked wieners?
yes! they are so crazy

by jayjlx January 30, 2020

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014

Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month

John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help

by anonymous October 22, 2020

bloody wiener

People that stick their penis in random or dangerous places

Mason sucks bloody wiener

by Mason is queer May 10, 2018