wank bankrupt

Finding out your wank bank is empty or any pictures used for wank material are gone/deleted

Hernandez: I deleted all my nudes
Olivia: What your wank bankrupt!

by Happy octopus December 18, 2013

Pissy Wank

When you do not empty your bladder before you wank and piss comes out instead of sperm.

I thought that I was going to blow my load to V Ron but instead I had a pissy wank!

by RaGiNgFaNg January 15, 2009

hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip

Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank

by Mattc96 February 25, 2015

Insurance Wank

Masturbating prior to having penetrative sex in the hope that this will prevent the male from experiencing premature ejaculation.

Howay, man. I hope you're not gonna shoot your load too quickly.
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...

by Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead January 10, 2011

Wank Wad

A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.

Wow, he's such a wank wad.

by sergeantsmithy May 4, 2020

acapella wank

To masturbate without pornographic stimulation.

Tom was too hungover to get out of bed to the laptop, so he had an acapella wank using his imagination.

by tomzorz November 2, 2010

Exit Wank

An extremely reckless danger-wank whereby the performer has little or no hope of remaining undetected. Such a brazen act is brought about the liberation of knowing one is leaving and doesn't have to face the consequences of their actions.

Bazza: "Did you hear Dennis from accounts finally flipped the bird to his boss and resigned?"

Gazza: "Yeah, then Wayne caught him polishing his piece all over Cathy from finance's desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party".

Bazza: "An exit wank? Are you kidding me, what a way to go out!"

by Johnny Long-bone January 25, 2012