Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.

John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.

by John January 9, 2004

pink wafer

a fanny that - no matter what you try - refuses to get wet.

Imagine how disappointed i was when I prised her legs open and after half an hours gussett typing she still had a pink wafer...

by George "Nacker" Sharples June 1, 2006

roffle my waffle

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.

Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet?
Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.

by Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 10, 2008

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011

Green Waffle

a step further then a blue waffle. to explicit for urban dictionary. type in blue waffle on google, click "im feeling lucky" then view the picture. it will fuck your mind up. just imagine that times 10. that is a green waffle. aka the most rotten and fucked up of all the vaginas.

her green waffle is so crusty and greasy it looks like a moldy taco that got it's ass beat by a hobo with down syndrom

by kwb5050 December 30, 2010

Blue Waffle It

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.

Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011

home skilly waffle dog

a word used in replacment for friend

yo my home skilly waffle dog!

by geoffwk November 24, 2006