water log

When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.

Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.

by The hood dweller August 1, 2008

Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.

The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.

by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

russian water

STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.

I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.

by I'm drunk right now August 26, 2005

water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.

dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight

by BMO-is-awesome! May 25, 2014

SM water

a magical liquid/type of water from SM's (SM is an entertainment company) main branch in Korea which turns all idols who drink it into chaotic crackheads.

Looks like the SM Water has kicked in for the new NCT members yet.

by kpopstan1876 January 13, 2021

bitch water

So you're sitting in a movie theater and you're drunk and go to take a drink of you coke after eating the tasty popcorn, and it turns out to be some watered down bullshit pop.

This is bitch water.

by smhhhhhhhh October 14, 2011