Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.
"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"
by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021
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eagle vision

When a boy need a better look at a girl he will turn on his eagle vision
Damn that gir has a nice ass let me turn on eagle vision to get a better look
by Buttlicker33 November 13, 2017
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Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.
My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.
by LuckyCow February 22, 2016
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Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight
"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"
by BathtubBarracuda June 23, 2016
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blackbox vision

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.
Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision
by kyk93 November 24, 2021
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Baddie Vision

The ability to spot baddies in unnaturally far places
"bro there's a Baddie in the car behind us."
"Bro what? You got Baddie Vision!"
by Professor Thawne April 03, 2025
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Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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