When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023
Get the elf visionmug. An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
Get the Apple Vision Promug. by moorecholeplease May 27, 2021
Get the all around visionmug. Tunnel Vision is when your view on life “tunnels” as if you are in a tunnel and can only see one thing or one goal and that’s all that matters to you.
by Random generated definition. May 29, 2023
Get the Tunnel Visionmug. A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
Get the veggie visionmug. Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
by Bladeroller January 12, 2016
Get the Video game visionmug. The feeling of someone deeply staring at you or cheating off of your answers.
Most often people who use x-ray vision are toxic hypocrites who will then claim they didn't cheat.
Most often people who use x-ray vision are toxic hypocrites who will then claim they didn't cheat.
by IsabellaSchuyler May 19, 2025
Get the X-ray visionmug.