Vans Wagon

A chav who wears Vans shoes, Jumping on the Vans Wagon.

Chav: Look at my new Vans?
Greebo:So you jumped on the Vans Wagon then

by The Ravdy Panda January 10, 2011

Van Tip

A secretive sexual act done on the back of airplane's. Usually results in free in flight beverages.

I van tipped this Southwest flight attendant and she hooked it up with some roadies!

by VanTipper1 December 15, 2017

Pedo-Van

A person who lives in a caravan often with a creepy name or personality.

Omg, Collins returned in his pedo-van!

by CollinsBike August 30, 2016

blue-vanned

To be left behind on a trip on the way there or on the way back.

It was bad enough that Boomer blue-vanned me in Batesburg but when Larry blue-vanned me in Silverstreet, that was uncalled for!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Candy Van

Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.

Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Van man

A man da is drive a zr and foop school girls. Sometimes they bull and are known as the most ignorant drivers in Badbados

Yeww I lef school the other day and the van man say if I int got van fare then we gaw foop

I lef chefette rocket satday and a route 11 van man overtake me worse than a swift driver

by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021

van morrison

Same set up as the Dirty Sanchez, but when it comes to delivery you poke the girl in each eye -- she's now your 'Brown Eyed Girl"

She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez so I mixed it up tonight and gave her the Van Morrison.

by R-Dubya July 29, 2006