Be My Valen-thyme Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger flavored with thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Be My Valen-thyme Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Valencia

An alternative rock band that hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The band consists of Shane Henderson, JD Perry, George Ciukurescu, Brendan Walter, and Max Soria. They released This Could Be A Possibility in 2005 under I Surrender Records. In 2008, We All Need A Reason to Believe, their second full length, was released under Columbia Records. They are an awesome band that are a bit too underrated.

Valencia is rad!

by ckwasalreadytaken June 27, 2009

Anti-Valentine's Day

Celebrated on both February 13 and February 15, Anti-Valentine's Day is the holiday of physical love and sex. Whether between couples, singles, or copulation-crazed crazies, it is a day for lust.
The date is supposedly symbolic in that it will be celebrated before Valentine's Day to show sex can come before or without love, and after, so show that it will be there even after love.

I went out and screwed like a rabbit on Anti-Valentine's Day.

by Avada-Sinra February 17, 2007

valentines

The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.

Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.

On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.

by Mr. Adiction Ary October 3, 2007

Nick Valensi

Nick Valensi is, to sound a bit preppy, gorgeous. As are the rest of The Strokes, of course. He plays amazin' guitar, and I should know because my whole family plays some sort of musical instrument (mostly guitar and piano, and I play piano and saxophone although I lost my love for the horn because of my band teacher with horns, and I have a beautiful guitar that I never get a chance to learn on). If Nick Valensi would give me guitar lessons, I'd be the happiest person alive. If Nick Valensi SMILED at me, I'd be the happiest person alive!! ... gettin' dizzy just thinking about it... I'm going to go define the rest of the Awesome Amazing Strokes, now... still dizzy... I still need to learn how to play guitar, Nick...

Nick Valensi plays the guitar like nobody else plays it. I used to know the name of his guitar. I forgot it. Begins with an E, I believe. Not the NAME, the brand of guitar SHUT UP I KNOW I NEED HELP.

by The Other Unknown Libertine, Stroke, and Hive (yeess, I can multi-task!!) February 11, 2005

Valentining

A flirtationship either before OR on February 14th. Valentining can continue after February 14th if both parties agree.

Boy: "So what is this thing we have?"

Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"

by ProudValentiner February 10, 2013

Valentina Nappi

An italian pornstar who joined in the industry 2012.

Guy1: Hey you know that one pornstar named Valentina Nappi.

Guy2: Yea I've seen her, she's from Italy right

Guy1: Yea I just found out about her, she's freaking hot.

by WellIDontGiveAShit October 8, 2020