TWOOF

SOMEONE WHO SLAPS A PERSON

OW YA TWOOF

by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022

Thoob

This noun is used to refer to a Nonbinary's pecs/tits. Typically, when said NB has enough mass allocated to it to become noticeable or easily spotted. As well as when the NB asks you to refer to their chest as such.

DISCLAIMER: Clarify with the Nonbinary person you are about to talk to about it, before calling their chest said term. They may just refer to their chest as a chest, pecs, tits, or boobs. So, do not assume and do not IRL autofill this for their chest. Thank you!

Person: "Dang, that dude has huge thoobs!"

NB: "Thank you."
~-----------~
Person: "What would like me to call your tits?"
NB: "Well, you can call them Thoobs, if you'd like."

by TheLastAndFinalDefiner November 29, 2022

twobitwhore

A prostitute in a hidden area in LOZ: Twilight Princess, only accessed by twerking infront of the gaming console.

She was a twobitwhore and she stole my heart.

by penilebovineperson January 1, 2023

Toobs

Too bad.

Want a drink of my Dr Pepper? Toobs.

by GetALifeMom February 13, 2023

Toobing

To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.

Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.

by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023

Toobigtoshit

The turd that’s too big to shit. It makes you sit there for hours just to get a tiny pinch of your monstrously large loaf

“Dude you’ve been there for an hour, you feelin ok?”
“Yea dude I’m fine it’s just I got turf that’s toobigtoshit, and no matter how hard I push, it’s toobigtoshit

by Shitnpiss June 16, 2023

Twoofer

The Sound Made by a Blind and Smell less old dog, used as a derogatory term for a Lying conspiracy theorist. A Twoofer first used in 1991 by Carroll D Sanders.

9/11 no Planer Twoofers are Nuts!

by CRAZY CHAINSAW June 17, 2023