Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take

That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.

by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011

Bottom Tweeter

A person on twitter that only favorites tweets and never tweets back when interacting with others.

Sandy never tweets me back, but at least she still favorites them, she's such a bottom tweeter.

by Jazperilla July 10, 2012

Déjá Tweet

The overwhelming sensation of déjá vu that occurs shortly after posting a message or status update in a social media; the feeling that you've tweeted this before.

"I'm getting serious déjá tweet about that Twitter message I just posted..."
"Yeah, dude, you posted the exact same thing two weeks ago."

"Hey, are you feeling déjá tweet about your Tuesday status updates?"
"Yeah, but every Tuesday's the same for me."

by zims October 7, 2012

death by tweet

When you tweet something that will kill you.

Today we saw the president committing death by tweet.

by Nate Moe November 15, 2019

teets

A term used by kids in wisconsin to say they are going to smoke Marijuana

Steve:Yo bro lets go teets it

Carl:eaze

by BIG TY G April 3, 2009

tweeter

It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.

Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.

Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!

by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004

tweeter

a rolled and folded peice of paper that is shot from a rubberband at high speeds leaves welts they hurt!

dang! that tweeter left a welt

by slm2nun March 5, 2005