You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

by Tohruus April 7, 2021

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wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.

"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."

by weirdoactor December 10, 2008

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trickey

name given to god of comedy.
-proceeds with lack of handsomeness

hago is a sick c*nt

by miguel lopez May 1, 2004

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Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

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Trickery

In volleyball, a player sets the ball up for another player who jumps up in order to spike it over the net. The ball, however, goes over the net without aid and everyone on the court is caught off guard; even the spiker and setter didn't know that was going down.

In order to cover up the the setter's poor (but lucky) play, that team calls the maneuver 'trickery.'

mastered in Geick Park, OB.

I can't believe I defined fucking trickery on urbandictionary.

by The Trickster October 11, 2008

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