Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.
"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
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Tovan is a person who likes long walks on the beach and staring at the lunar eclipse. God bless his heart.
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Fuck Alex, that tonenale’s always getting in my way.
Let’s peel back these tonnales and show em who’s boss.
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