tik tok

the worlds stage 4 terminal brain cancer. usually, 15 year old girls who for some reason love to post on how they love watching a millionaire dance. some interact with 17 year old alpha males who think its cool to make thirst traps for kids. they also love to show their necks excessively, and show their chests. basically like the family friendly pornhub.

-hey dad i got tik tok.

-lets hope that you dont loose brain cells, son.

by ParanoidWhispers April 18, 2022

tik tok

1. crazy people 2. insecure teenagers 3. people who are not funny or hot

hey bro you like tik tok ?

by googletron9000 January 8, 2021

Tik Tok

1. A place in hell where people can post whatever the fuck they want with no fucking limitations. Makes more teenagers depressed than your average private school. Ruins peoples lives. Also gives people a shit ton of money even if they don't deserve it (Jackson Mahomes). No content on this social media is original, and none of it is funny.

2. A terrible song by Kesha, or whoever the fuck sang it.

3. An annoying-ass noise a clock makes. Why the fuck are they still used? Most kids cant read them anyway, because they give no attention to the information that schools give them because their too busy finding ways to earn likes in the most ridiculous ways possible on Tik Tok.

Person 1: "I cant wait to earn more followers on Tik Tok"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

Average 2015 Pop music fan: TTIIKTkTOTK IS SO FUCKING AMAZING

The clock was being a bitch.

by FellowBallChaser January 22, 2021

Tik Tok

A perfect platform to perform natural selection.

"A teen has died while trying to do #jumpoffthecliffchallenge in Tik Tok"
"Nice"

by a apostrophe February 1, 2021

Tik tok

A fun app that you need
If you don't have it skoot 😃💅🏻

P1:hey um P2?
P2:yea?
P1:what's tik tok?
P2:you dumbass skoot 😃🔪

by 1.chery..panta.1 February 2, 2021

tik tok

a famous app that people use all the time.

my best friend has tik tok

by Mitchell MM February 3, 2021

TIK TOK

It is a computer SOCIAL NETWORK that caters to people who have attention deficit disorder. It also was a recent buyout the Americanized version by MICROSOFT. It is a name of a song by KESHA . Name of a computer SOCIAL NETWORK whose name is derived by the original sound of a second hand on a dial WATCH OR dial CLOCK.

I can't believe all the people on TIK TOK If you want to be as smart as BILL GATES learn to ADD perfectly and then merge your thoughts with TIK TOK. Just listen to the KESHSA song you will be floored as you will hear the blah blah blah name. Do you have a SECOND as can you tell me what your TIK TOK reads?

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021