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White Church

The concept of white people attending church service sounds exactly as you would except. Various activities include listening to gospel music on the old radio, bible study, and the youth minister trying to seduce the children. You will only find 5% of actual Jesus the other 95% include showing mad skills of singing and dancing to Christian rap.
"Gosh golly, reveran Paul busted some sick moves in white church today". "Gee, Westly sure had to good time getting molested by the youth minister today".
by olddyfart69 October 24, 2020
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white blunt

A spliff or joint rolled so fat that it can compared to a blunt thus dubbed the name, "White Blunt".
That white blunt is gonna get us key as twat!
by SiLKVERSACE777 October 9, 2014
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white meat

fascia- a dense fibrous connective tissue that encapsulates soft tissue. It it essentially devoid of vasculature and this contributes to its white appearance. The term is frequently used by Black Americans in the Southeastern US.
He got his head split to the white meat!
by Rhyson June 3, 2009
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It's Ok To Be White

A trend where you write "it's ok to be white" on a sheet of paper and hang the paper up

This trend is typically used when a nigga just wants to piss off a feminist
Timmy walked up to a tree and posted a sign that read " it's ok to be white
He was lynched later that day
by Cloppingpony6969 November 2, 2017
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White mom

The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.
“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning
by Martin_slov April 11, 2019
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White-Envy

When white-loving black people, who would rather be white, realize they will never be white, turn instead to hatred toward white people.
Those black folks sure do have a lot of white-envy.
by JimmyCity February 15, 2018
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White Lobster

The act of ejaculating on a women with a sunburn.
Dude one: So what happened with you and that chick you took to the river?

Dude two: She got a nasty sun burn, but she was still up for sex. So I gave her a white lobster.
by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013
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