Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

by nestegg November 20, 2020

drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.

I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.

by cheztay January 07, 2018

Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.

Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.

by Han scoliosis March 31, 2020

chocolate chunnel tunnel

The rear door, the back door, your touch hole, your asshole, rectum

I stuck it in her chocolate chunnel tunnel.

by AJ James June 12, 2008

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.

Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!

by hbm September 21, 2007

Meat tunnel

Used to describe the vagina of an overly emotional bitch when she makes a stupid comment.

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to punch you in the meat tunnel!"

by bookreader April 05, 2009

Double tunnel buddy

When you and your bro have both taken down the same chick via both tunnels (vaginally and anally).

“Bro! Are you my double tunnel buddy?”

“Don’t even tell me you double tunneled with that Lindsay chick, bro”

by BuffyTheManSlayer September 16, 2018