Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick

I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Hot pocket

A woman's vagina

Can't wait to get in the hot pocket

by Stackz foreign August 18, 2024

Alabama hot pocket

Taking a mean shit in her pussy.

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!

by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019

Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.

"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven

by Retract3 January 13, 2021

Hot Pockets

A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.

I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!

by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019

Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex

Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet

by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023

Hot Pocket

Drew Bybee

Ole hot pocket ass

by Master_Bates October 6, 2013