Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.
by killa beana April 26, 2014
Get the clydesdale fartmug. A fart with fallout. More than a wet fart. Usually unintended. Begins as gas, but finishes with value added.
by MTSpacey December 9, 2008
Get the atomic fartmug. It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
Get the gummy fartsmug. Instead of waking his platoon with the traditions Reveille, Private First Class Rodriguez instead chose to bugle fart over the company broadcast system, an action that earned him a twenty mile hike in full gear.
by thejimparker November 18, 2016
Get the bugle fartmug. A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.
That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
Get the fart stalkermug. by Kathryn Vry January 9, 2017
Get the spicy fartmug. The sound emits when the ass has created a complete seal with the toilet seat and a fart is produced, vibrating through the toilet and makes a distinguished low-pitched sound, audible through walls and floors.
Planted comfortably in a stall in a restroom, Jim heard what could be non-other than a fart horn sounding from the stall two stalls down from him.
by cujo676 March 6, 2013
Get the Fart Hornmug.