a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.
by evil bob August 30, 2006
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A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
by Marie Costello August 26, 2007
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Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"
by crispindry July 19, 2009
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The retirement funds of millions of Americans lost a fortune in market value this week. Among the hardest hit were those funds unfortunate enough to have invested too heavily in tea bills.
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The word one uses when one gets tea-bagged, except by a girl. How it works is left up to the users sick imagination. More likely to be heard used over the internet, particularly X-Box Live.
The word one uses when one gets tea-bagged, except by a girl. How it works is left up to the users sick imagination. More likely to be heard used over the internet, particularly X-Box Live.
KrAZyGIrll299: Yeah, get owned, sucka!
ThaaManlyMan: Shut up and make me a sandwich.
KrAZyGIrll299: What?! Oh, you're gettin' tea-vagged now!
ThaaManlyMan: Shut up and make me a sandwich.
KrAZyGIrll299: What?! Oh, you're gettin' tea-vagged now!
by Ryan283 January 27, 2009
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Look at those tea sips sitting around sipping tea and listening to Alex Jones on the radio, pretending to be intellectual.
by Texas Aggie Republican June 17, 2008
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