Smart tard

A high functioning retard.

Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)

by jphkelowna May 13, 2010

Hot-tarded

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.

"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"

by jjudy April 29, 2009

tard fringe

A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.

"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."

by Space Coyote August 4, 2007

Bull Tard

A degenerate gambler who always thinks the crypto market is going to go up. The most famous example of a bull-tard is a person called 'Scipio'

"Scipio was such a bull tard last night" says Anon, "yeh I know, wtf why was he such a bull tard, bitcoin was never going to reach 16k"

by Monetae_Anon April 8, 2020

Tard protector

A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders

"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart

by c-mill January 23, 2005

Rockin the Tard

Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.

"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."

by Fecesboy June 1, 2004

Fuck Tard

Idiotic, Someone who's a complete and utter moron beyond a reason of a doubt

Your such a fuck tard!

by amoffitt05 September 30, 2006