farm to table

Promoting to serve locally produced foods (e.g. farm) in restaurants.

See wiki definition.

Q - 'I'll bet you don't even know what "farm to table" means.'
A - Stand, think, turn around, leave.

by sideshowmaster October 11, 2016

Drinking someone under the table

To drink more then your foe

Drinking someone under the table is you being less drunk the person you're drinnking with

by Kazaum July 14, 2006

Run the Table

Term used often in college football to refer to a team winning all of it's games, usually in a conference.

"USC will run the table in the Pac-10 this year"

by pitar83 February 22, 2009

Viking Table

A meeting of men, specifically for the purpose of honoring manly things. The meeting often involves alcohol, cigars and manly foods (chicken wings or a pig on a spit would fit nicely). Discussions cover such subjects as beer, women, vehicles, weight lifting, bodily noises and sports. Viking table meetings are often celebratory in nature, but may occur at any interval.

Women may approach the Viking Table... they may bring fresh beverages and food, but consensus of the group is needed in order for a woman to sit at the Viking Table. Even then, membership is not implied... it is an exception only.

Ideally (although not necessarily), meetings of the Viking Table occur around a large, sturdy wooden table that is able to withstand limitless slamming of fists, beer mugs, etc.

Bob's divorce is final... call the guys; we need to summon a meeting of the Viking Table

by rabidraptor January 18, 2010

Mexican Table

Someone who holds an item for you without agreeing. It is like a Mexican that gets paid for doing chores, but this time the Mexican is holding something. (mexican table)

"Ahh, my hands are full, here hold something and be a Mexican Table." ; "HAHA, Mexican Table!!"(kids point and laugh and throw stuff at it to hold).

by Kevum July 1, 2009

Lucy Table

The lucy table is the worst table in the house. It can refer to the worst table in a restaurant, but also extends to any spot you find yourself in public or in the office that sucks. It originates from the classic I Love Lucy show episode where Lucy is seated at a table by the waiters' door where there is high traffic.

Cindy was assigned the Lucy Table of office cubes, right by the copier/fax machine.

by SidneySmartyPants August 19, 2009

off the table

a song from ariana grande’s album “positions”, and its so underrated

“just wanna know is love completely off the table

by bkbabyy0123 April 5, 2021